may have picked the wrong host

I’m just imagining ‘welcome to the jungle’ playing when the tapeworm gets in

Your Tapeworm imagining what salad tastes like while eating sandwich

My tapeworm has been living off of Hostess snack cakes for the past 3 weeks. I sure hope Wilbert’s happy.

my tapeworm lives off the most random chemicals I can ever find

My tapeworm never ate anything else than pastas, poor boy is dreaming about a new world

Unrelated question but how do you rid of tape worms??? Asking for a friend

My tapeworm probably has bigger biceps than me, considering the unholy amout of protein I eat.

Listen my tapeworm is on a straight diet of pizza extra cheese with extra crust with extra toppings, extra grease just to keep him in top shape

Most of the salads I have had are smothered in dressing and it’s only got leaves.

I’ll take a tapeworm or 2 if it eats my food for me

This is the way

…do tapeworms hate salad and vegetables?

My tape work died when I started consuming Sarms and pre with Dmaa

Shit
Now you make me scared…

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My tapeworm after being showered in nothing but piss, battery acid, Lego blocks, and used condoms for the 6th week in a row

Nothing but chicken and snacks, sorry

Is that Rome?